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[ChiSeen]

If there was a ZOMBIE INVASION TODAY, what would you do in this action!  It must be current and not MAKE BELIEVE!

Meaning YOUR NOT SOME SUPER HERO! OR like you INSTANTLY made some BUNKER WITH GUNS!  It means a plan you made up at your house doing what to escape the horror of ZOMBIES!


Whoever has the best plan will win 1 reward point!  
(Voted by Me and MD or the people)


a Mixture of slow and semi raging zombies!

[not You]

I would stay home for a while to see what happens and check the internet for possible safezones near, then I would prolly take my machete and try to find a vehicle of some sort (possibly a bike since I don't have a drivers license LOL) I would stay out of the main routes and small areas get to the safezone. If I would encounter any zombies I would try to chop the head/hands/mouth off (depending on if they are trying to eat me, or just hit me because a zombie cant eat you without a mouth O.O) then I would celebrate my victory over the nasty zombies and continue with the normal life again and everyoune would be happy again!

[an0n1mus1]

Hijack a a boat and move in to alcatraz. Or rape the hottest girl and become infected, I always wondered whats in a zombie's mind.

[DelMembrane]

...Or rape the hottest girl...

LOL!

[Ninja Fang]

Step 1: Move any weapons into my house. By weapons I mean the powertools in my dad's garage, hoes(THE TOOL. NOT WOMEN), rakes, shovels, etc. Also move the Mule(A golf cart basically) near the backdoor for when I we are going to start moving to the safezones(if there are any).

Step 2: Barricade my house. Move the sofa in front of the frontdoor, move the table in front of the backdoor, and lock the doors and windows.

Step 3: Search the Internet for safe zones.

Step 4: Wait for 3-4 days. I've got enough can food to hold out for 1-2 weeks and I'll be moving out for the nearest safezones in 3-4 days.

Step 5: At the safezone party like it is 1999.

If I meet any Zombies: Use the rakes, shovels, powertools to kill/slow the zombies down. My Dad also has a gun and I'll tell him to only use it if we are being overrun by the zombies.

[vixen408]

I would probably steal a winnebago and camp the top with a shotgun or my dad's Mauser when teh zombies came around. Try to survive as long as possible on the run like Resident Evil Extinction, probably see what I could get away with with no law or society too

I still think Shawn of the dead is the best zombie movie ever. "No, I haven't got any spare change.."

Dun forget to call me yaku!

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[Yakumo257]

         First I'd call up all of my good friends to see who was still alive. Out of the bunch we would make decide on the absolute safest route to meet up with each other. (Edit[thanks fish ]: If the lines are out, being cell or landline I'll try to message them online if the ISPs are still working that is. If that fails as well we all have shortwave walkie talkies and live within atleast a mile of each other.)I wouldn't really need to worry about them since one friend has a small collection of guns. I would gather up the needed supplies to head out.

   Searching through my house with my sharpest/usable swords/daggers drawn for defense, checking to see if my folks have turned or not. After making sure my house is clear I'd start to temporarily barricade the doors with heavy furniture just in case they start to show up and try to break in. After I felt the doors were secured enough I'd search for and grab my father's 2 guns. A 22mm pistol along with the few small boxes of bullets and extra mags and a old 410 shotgun with a few shells, some being slugs.

   After loading up the guns I'd probably start equipping myself with much of my airsoft gear consisting of a BDU, combat boots, elbow/knee pads, a combat vest to hold much of the ammo and pistol, and a set of cut resistant/weighted Kevlar-lined gloves. For added protection against bites and what not I'd wear my leather trench coat.

After holstering everything (being:

- Pistol
- Large bowie knife on the hip
- Short/thin sword for slicing/stabbing
- Short Chinese broad sword for chopping
- Couple of flashlights, 1 flood light and 1 normal flashlight in pocket)

   I'd head out to the backdoor and quietly take down the temp barricade. First looking through the eye hole of the door to make sure it was clear then very slowly open the door, checking my surroundings a lil more through the storm door. Then I'd take my family out to the car, try to fend off anything to give them cover. After we'd enter the car I'd call my friends again to see if they made it to the spot we've agreed upon.

   Then direct whoever would be driving to the spot, maybe sitting out a lil through the sunroof with the pistol drawn to fend off anything attacking the car, depends on if there aren't that many.

   Anyways after taking every back road or isolated road possible I'd meet up with my friends. After making sure everyone was okay we'd either do 1 of 2 things.

1.)    Head to the local Wal-mart and maybe a few gun stores along the way for supplies. Wal-mart being the last since it probably would be the most dangerous place to go. Would be decided if we would enter depending on how many zombies we could see on the outside/inside. If few to none we'd risk it but if too many we'd just pass on. Hopefully the small gun shops would have enough guns and ammo for everyone to be equipped if we can't make it inside, would also loot the nearby food marts for non perishable foods and cases of water.

2.)    Go with a friend's idea of meeting up with "some people he knows" that have their own supposed cache of weapons that could arm a militia.


   After gathering the needed supplies we'd then make a plan where we A, find a windowless building, maybe some empty jail or something of similar building structure. Or B, have everyone try to drive to some very distant and isolated area, trying to find anywhere that would be deemed safe for a while. Basically make a caravan like in Resident Evil Extinction.

   I guess that covers pretty much everything. A lot I know, but I felt like I needed to go into details. <.< Plus my friends and I have already made plans if shit like this ever goes down. Personally I'm almost looking forward to such a thing. Didn't really care for grammatical errors and all that shit, as long as I get my point across, so fuck you boomboom! ahaha XD

[mixmasterxxx]

hehe..this isn't fair.

Ok, so...I collect swords, mainly Damascus's. I'd get my two favorite stealth swords (I'll take pictures of all of them if anyone asks me to lol) and kill my mother first. You can never be too safe (head and all).

I'd take the car down to walmart and stock up on a LOT of food, probably meet up with a friend there (he has the same idea, walmart = god in zombies).

After I stock up, I'd lay afew dozen traps for the zombies and barracade myself within walmart. Traps being mainly oil drums and compressed air.

After that just wait it out and hope I can spray and pray with my aimbot.

[Deagle]

K Seeing as How I have read the Zombie Survival Guide I know exactly what to do.

1) I would first turn on the news to see what kind of Invasion it was and how far it was spread to know how quickly I have to move and assemble and whether or not I can go outside. Find out if there are any safe areas that I can head to.

2) If it’s already too dangerous stay inside, board up bring food upstairs into the attic and set a safe area up in there. I will fall back to that if zombies reach the inside of the house. In the room I will have canned foods cookies juice beer, flashlights, portable TV, radio, knives and crowbar. Try and wait it out for as long as possible before moving out.

3) If it’s safe to go out, If i was paying attention and recognized the signs of zombies earlier this should not be a problem. Grab a backpack with small food items, grab a crowbar, ear plugs, cell phone and try to get out of the town on bicycle (Best Way to do so) Raid the local supermarket.

Group Method

4a) If possible, meet up with extra people who know what they are doing like me. Slow people and stupid people will only guarantee my own death.

5a) Arrange good methods of patrol and faintly know who you are with (any strong connections will only make it harder for me to kill them if they become a zombie). Develop methods to sleep and organize, ear plugs are good here as at times you can hear moaning off in the distance and it will eventually drive the sleeper crazy. You have enough people on patrol hopefully cover you and wake me up if anything happens.

6a) Move further and further out of the town using silent methods to kill any zombies that come (crowbar to head) under no circumstances should anyone in the group use a chainsaw or loud guns unless necessary as they will only attract more zombies and more problems.

7a) Assuming my team is competent I should be able to make it out of the city and from there it should be relatively safe. Rural areas = less population = less zombies.

8a) From there, we can relax a bit, rethink everything and then see what actions need to be taken. Board up in a farm house, or keep on moving to the safe zone.

Alone

4b) Bike slowly to the supermarket speed up only if chased by zombies, if theyre are too many zombies at the local supermarket, do not go to it and go to the next one. Energy saving is key here as you must be ready at any time to have to run. Avoid confrontation unless necessary.

5b) Work my way along the roads bordering the major highway (assuming that the highway is filled with cars trying to escape or empty cars because zombies already got there) If highway is clear, bike along that highway because it offers the best visual range to see threats.

6b) Try to get out of town on my own, sleep is necessary, try to find a house that I can stay in. Search it and make sure it is clear. Lightly board up the room that you are sleeping in so you can leave in the morning. I should be able to hear any sounds of zombies trying to get inside of the house.

7b) Continue on rinsing and repeating the above steps until I finally get out of the city and into a better area.
8b) Reach the safe area, or try to live it out in the country if the safe zone is overrun. If proceeding to safe area, repeat above steps.

Weaponry

I would use a trusty crowbar as a shot to the head can kill a zombie. I don’t have any guns at the house and besides guns would only attract zombies. Chainsaws are very heavy and bulky; chance of injuring myself is also likely. Optimally I should try and get a machete as they can sever the head with a decent swing and is the cleanest way of disposing of a threat.

Clothing

I would wear medium to tight fitting clothing. I don’t want to have anything loose that a zombie can grab on to and pull me back with that will only lead to my death.

Food and Water
I would have gotten to several supermarkets so I would have granola bars, healthy good tasting food. Ideally, I would prefer to grab several water bottles or a 2L Jug of water that I can constantly refill at houses along the way.

Following this plan I should be able to make it out, but anything is possible as plans can often go wrong. In order to survive this thing I would need my ZSG skills and a little luck so that everything plays out how I hope it would.

[BlueBlanket]

ugh...

i would go to the gunstore that is near a church somewhere that i drove by a while ago and try to find the fsatest non mainroute possible. Ill stock up at mcdonalds with full of chicken nuggets and big macs. Then ill go and barracade each entrance of the gunstore and use every possible weapon on every single zombie that i encounter. If that fails ill masturbate into a zombies mouth and see if that works. No homo

[owmaieye]

if its a zombie apocalypse. ill be realistic and shoot myself in the head. i wouldnt wanna survive if its just going to be me. and chances are the other survivors wont be goodlooking. so repopulation is not an option.

but if its one or two people thats progressing into an outbreak. ill probably leave town and move to the desert or something. before i get stuck into the quarantine zone and get screwed over.

I still think Shawn of the dead is the best zombie movie ever.

Shaun* "you've got red on you"

[Belongtome]

Well since I doubt any of the zombies aren't leapers no need to waste time fortifying my house or take time to find any weapons to defend myself I would just get on my house's roof and make sure there was nothing a zombie could climb on. I would focus on the two main important things: food and internet. Got to have both of them to survive without those two things there isn't the dedication to survive anymore. Since survival can be hard on a person you would need a person there with you during the whole thing but this creates a problem, the more people the faster your food supply will be depleted although I don't see this as the case. Once your food gets low just kill your friend, you can eat him/her for food although then you will be alone but you got the internet so you can just find someone on there and if there is no one then at least I got my right hand.

[koka]

I'd press "Esc", type "Quit" and leave ZombieMod. 


Seriously, I think I would gather up as much protein bars,canned food and MRE meals, water and supplies as I could. I'd steal a nice fuel efficient vehicle, and drive up north.

Once I found a nice area with rich soil, suitable land,and an area for fishing.  I'd find a general store(if there's no walmart or supercenter) to hold up in until the invasion has calmed down. Then I'd find a nice abandoned house, and start rebuilding what I could. I'd start a garden in the warmer months, fish , and hunt.

Screw staying in a large populated city. The country is where it's at.

As for killing zombies, I'd rob a gun store, and get as much ammo as I could, as many guns as I could. If I cant find guns I'll find a sword, machete or something I could sever the zombies head from its body. Or something blunt to hit the fucker in the head so it damages the cortex controlling it's movement.

[Blah`]

I live on the second story of my apartment building.

Step 1: I would lock ALL doors and and glue newsprint paper on all the windows expect for small holes where i could peek through. Assuming NOT everyone is a zombie i would make contact with friends and see who is alive. I own my own car that is currently filled FULL with gas. I would drive (with one other person) to the nearest Dicks Sporting Goods and break inside and rob some Rifles and handguns and take all ammunition. I would load all the weapons i could scavange and rogue myself to the car and drive around to find possible food and toilet paper.

Step 2: Make way to the house and camp out for a few days with all survivors. I would not sleep (ive lasted 4 days without sleep). Any and all guns would be near me. I would baracade the enclosure. I would make my way on the roof (from the balcony) where the zombies physically would not be able to reach and scope out the distant areas.

Step 3: Turn on CNN and/or any News Station to find out possible safe zones. The internet would not be a good source bc i would not know where or what website to look under to find these safe zones.

Step 4: Assuming the majority of the zombies find myself and my possible partner(s) i would push one to the ground and use him/her as bait so that me or my fellow partners would reach safety.

Step 5: Assuming i do not find any safe zones, i would drive towards Lake Michigan (20 miles away)  with a car full of non parisable food and find a boat (that fits at least 20 people) and camp out 1 mile from shore on the lake. Lake Michigan is a fresh water source that is safe to drink.

Step 6: If all else fails and we do not find a safe zone or run out of food and are on the brink of starvation. I would kill myself to avoid being turned into a zombie and pray the others do the same and wish them luck.
Post Merge: January 13, 2010, 04:16:09 PM

if its a zombie apocalypse. ill be realistic and shoot myself in the head. i wouldnt wanna survive if its just going to be me. and chances are the other survivors wont be goodlooking. so repopulation is not an option.

but if its one or two people thats progressing into an outbreak. ill probably leave town and move to the desert or something. before i get stuck into the quarantine zone and get screwed over.


Shaun* "you've got red on you"

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE. THIS IS TRUELY AMAZING +1

[ChiSeen]

I would not want to be paired with blah then!  I dont want to be pushed down and be eaten hahahah

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